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Preordering the new romance novel from Bachelor host Chris Harrison. Put on the original Muppets movie!
That song Kermit and Fozzie Bear sing together in the car? Recite your grocery list again, but this time do it like Nicki Minaj would. Interrupt the fun to quickly call your mom back.
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Refer to yourself in the third person. And then just start calling yourself Mama.
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